C'est tout moche, mais c'est pas grave. Le beau site est par ici.

Zouhqhq

Jeanclaudotron
Le Jeanclaudotron. Très aware ...

Quakestory
La parodie de Loftstory qui a fait le tour du web français

Cheesy
C'est quoi cette odeur en CTF ?

Le clan [7CS]
L'affiche de leur campagne de promotion

Review du jeu "Life"
La vie, ce jeu formidable. Benchmarks et comparatifs.

Projets refusés
Les idées de logo non retenues

Test d'embauche
Seriez-vous recruté ?

Brainstorm
Un nom pour votre nouveau clan

Trop de Quake
Symptômes clairs, vous risquez l'overquakage.

Etude des E.T.
Science et la xenoalienopologie.

PQ Rap
Immortal n'aime pas PlanetQuake et le dit Yo et fort.

Cauchemar
Et si Microsoft avait fait Quake 2 ?

Légende
la tragique histoire de Frag-avec-les-pieds

Fausse pub
Et jeux de mots débiles avec les SARL.

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Karaoké : Immortal et le PQ Rap.

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Written for www.QuakeTimes.com - Because PlanetQuake Sucks
Lyrics Written/Performed by: Kevin "Captain Immy" Pereira (immortal@ecis.com)
Inspired by: The PQ Staff - Especially Joost Schuur
Dedicated to PlanetQuake - QuakeTimes - and PointlessAudio.com

 


Yo yo, there's a website that I KNOW
it's run by this really fat bitch ass HOE
He likes to think he's all HIGH AND MIGHTY
but he's really just another SLIM DICKED WHITEY


His name is Jooosssttt (JOOST) -- he likes toss salad
and ttooooaaassttt (TOAST)
I said I said
His name is Jooosssttt (JOOST) -- he likes toss salad
and ttooooaaassttt (TOAST)


Now Joost has this bastard friend named MIKE
Who dresses up in leather 'cause he's a DYKE
He also loves toss salad and TOAST
and he loves poking Joost Schuur in the RUMP ROAST


His name is MMIIIKKKEEE (MIKE) -- he loves riding
naked on a SEATLESS BIKE
I said I said
His name is MMIIIIKKKEE (MIKE) -- he loves riding
naked on a SEATLESS BIKE


Now why would I ever diss the PQ STAFF
Because they're all full of bull and it makes me LAUGH?
No no Listen up, this is something you should hear
To be hosted by them you gotta like it, IN THE REAR !


The sites name should be PLANET FAKE -- The 0wners couldn't
give a shit about QUAKE
I SAID
The sites name should be PLANET FAKE -- The 0wners couldn't
give a shit about QUAKE


If you want a decent quake site then listen to ME
The WARZONE network is tha PLACE TO BE
Not just because we can BUST PHAT RYMES
but because we're gonna kick yo ass with our new site...
QUAKETIMES ! ! ! !