Enfin un FPS qui plaira à Famille de France

Voilà une news pour les habitués de la croisade anti-cléricale dans les blablas !

Warriors online du dimanche et culs-bénis du même jour vont bientôt avoir un sujet de discussion intense à partager : les jeux-vidéos, avec l’arrivée d’un nouveau FPS : Jesus Freakin.
Misant tout sur l’originalité à la limite du mauvais goût (mais du mauvais côté de la limite), ce jeu semble aussi laid (screens) que vide de tout concept intéressant :)

Ne négligeons cependant pas le point positif de ce jeu : affronter nos cousins québecquois sera enfin l’occasion d’entendre quelques hosties et tabernac’ appropriés.

News du 15/09/2003 à 11:36 pm par Ozh
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    Ahah comment il est trop laid DarkSpirit
    DarkSpirit le 15/09/2003 à 23:36

    !

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid TomBoss
    TomBoss le 15/09/2003 à 23:36

    1

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid Poischich
    Poischich le 15/09/2003 à 23:46

    criss

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid Mesta
    Mesta le 16/09/2003 à 00:11

    de calie

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid adam
    adam le 16/09/2003 à 08:14

    Pope Innocent III or Urban II, Adolf Hitler, Ante Pavelic – all of the most accomplished and well trained Christians can be risen

    c’est plus que limite

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid dd
    dd le 16/09/2003 à 19:12

    http://www.jesusfreakin.com/heathencam.htm

    http://www.paynereactor.com/images/articles/maxpaynehistory/shot02.jpg

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid piou-piou
    piou-piou le 17/09/2003 à 05:50

    tiré de la page :
    http://www.jesusfreakin.com/characters.htm

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    So many enemies to keep track of. So many enemies to destroy.

    Yea, for Thy sake are we killed all the day long; we are counted as sheep for the slaughter.

    Psalms 44:22

    In the Lord’s own words:

    Jews. Nail Me to a Goddamned tree will you! Jews for Jesus, My ass! Revenge is a dish best served with automatic weapons and a rocket launcher.

    Muslims. While I like how they treat women and infidels, this spinoff cult needs to be punished for not worshipping Me like they know they should.

    Pagans. Over the centuries, My faithful Christian Soldiers have come so close to wiping out these filthy, Satan-worshipping vermin. But when you need something done right….

    Atheists. Just a bunch of pissed off Catholics – the whole lot of ’em. They were damned to begin with, so they’ve had it coming for quite some time now. The sooner their self-important heads begin to roll, the better.

    Liberals. All liberals must be brutally slaughtered. I would have mentioned such a commandment in My Book if I could have imagined such vile, tree-hugging, new-age, pinko scum way back then.

    Feminists. Ever since that damned Lillith grrl, these types have been nothing but trouble. I really couldn’t have been more clear about this: Women are inferior. When will they get over it?

    Homosexuals. I Hate Fags. You would think that the dozens of times I mentioned this in My Instruction Manual would have been enough. I got straight to the point on many occasions – no stories, no hidden metaphors, just a simple rule that these creatures must be put to death. Perhaps I should have made up some parable about a monkey and a badger or something like that. Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a wall. Shit. Why do I even bother.

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid piou-piou
    piou-piou le 17/09/2003 à 05:51

    un jeu pour les nazis :/

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    Ahah comment il est trop laid dd
    dd le 17/09/2003 à 13:34

    t’as regardé les 2 liens que j’ai mis la ?
    c’est un fake ce jeu, alors te bile pas