French Frag Factory

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   vOOd le 31/01/2006 à 08:58

   Ouais, d’ailleurs les BnL ont defaut win à la ga4 !!!

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   petithomme le 31/01/2006 à 12:11

   c’etait du bon gros troll ca !!

   Avec du busch du hehe² du aaa du alundra, que du gros lourd en troll du bon du skill ….

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   AnA-l le 31/01/2006 à 14:57

   ol’ good time

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   wl4d le 01/02/2006 à 19:03

   Troll 4 iz dead !

   Sinon : « moi je suis pareil en lan qu’en vrai » (c) nero

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   SSX99harlock le 02/02/2006 à 13:16

   Quelques citations de joueurs Q4 à propos de Winz et de ses excellentes prestations lors du Quake4 tour.

   C’est par ici =>

   Winz’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever

   Winz does not sleep. He waits

   The chief export of Winz is pain

   If you can see Winz, he can see you. If you can’t see Winz, you may be only seconds away from death

   Winz has counted to infinity. Twice

   Contrary to popular belief, Winz, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked into the void

   Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Winz has 72… and they’re all poisonous

   If you ask Winz what time it is, he always says, « Two seconds ’til. » After you ask, « Two seconds ’til what? » he roundhouse kicks you in the face

   When Winz sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Winz has not had to pay taxes, ever

   The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Winz’ rocket

   There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Winz allows to live

   What was going through the minds of all of Winz’ victims
   before they died? His shaft

   Police label anyone attacking Winz as a Code 45-11…. a suicide

   Winz has two speeds: Walk and Kill

   Winz is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Winz

   Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Winz’s warm-up exercises

   Winz can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell « What The Fuck was That? »

   Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Winz

   Winz doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths

   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Winz could use to kill you, including the room itself.

   If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Winz would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period

   Winz once challenged Lance Armstrong in a « Who has more testicles? » contest. Winz won by 5

   When Winz falls in water, Winz doesn’t get wet. Water gets Winzed

   When Winz has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women

   While urinating, Winz is easily capable of welding titanium

   When Winz talks, everybody listens. And dies

   Winz doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Winz is Winz

   For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Winz, each testicle is larger than the other one

   Winz grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage

   Little known medical fact: Winz invented the Caesarean section when he rocket jumped his way out of his monther’s womb

   There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Winz lives in France.

   James Cameron wanted Winz to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger

   Simply by pulling on both ends, Winz can stretch diamonds back into coal

   A high tide means Winz is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants

   Winz rockets don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum

   Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Winz because « The Sum of All Fears » is the name of Winz’ autobiography

   A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
   1:Heart disease
   2:Winz
   3:Cancer

   Winz doesn’t step on toes. Winz steps on necks

   Once you go Winz, you are physically unable to go back

   The last thing you hear before Winz gives you a rocket ? No one knows because dead men tell no tales

   Winz is the only person in the world that can actually email a rocket

   Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: « Crouching Michael, Hidden Winz »

   Winz can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

   Winz cannot love, he can only not kill

   According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Winz can actually rockety ou yesterday

   Fear is not the only emotion Winz can smell. He can also detect hope, as in « I hope I don’t get a rocket from Winz. »
   Too late, asshole

   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Winz

   It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Winz humiliation

   Winz uses a night light. Not because Winz is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Winz

   Maslow’s theory of higher needs does not apply to Winz. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill

   Winz’ rocket is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye

   There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Winz

   Winz never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

   It is said that looking into Winz’ eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody’s future is always the same: death by a rocket to the face

   Jesus can walk on water, but Winz can walk on Jesus

   Winz sleeps with a pillow under his machinegun

   Winz doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.

   Winz can do a rocket faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on

   Love does not hurt. Winz does.

   Librement inspiré des facts about Chuck Norris.
   ,o)

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   spook le 03/02/2006 à 18:49

   Ca devient à peine lourd tous ces noobis découvrant Chuck Norris…

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   ssx99harlock le 03/02/2006 à 22:36

   Le nioubie du Cheucke Nourrisse il à dis la discution est close sur Winz vs Kazuyama.
   Alors pour t’éviter un roundhouse kick in the face, ne reveille pas le troll qui sommeile sur ce thread.

   J’y veillerais personnellement.

   Maintenant, ouste, un suppo et file au lit, garnenement !

   :o|

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   prins le 09/02/2006 à 12:28

   lol Chuck Norris

   priscietflo@hotmail.fr laetitia.micaux@free.fr